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the cakebread rainbowcy 6.3
2024 was the year of bg3 brainrot but we're back, babeyyy!
peppervine: trained. pumped. ready. waiting.
(and also beryl is here, for moral support.)
SHE.
peppervine: here you go, julep! mimes are so in right now. of course, you'll have to commit fully to the bit, and that means keeping your bitch mouth shut.
julep:
soap's mean daughter syrup showed up and completely derailed the workday for peppervine. instead of coming in and getting makeover after makeover, everyone just crowded around and took turns making smoochy faces at the cat. which is fair.
speaking of.
viridity: who's a see-through baby? whose teeth are a horror to behold through her translucent lil head? whosat? whosat??
murielle: morning litrix. poopin' hard or hardly poopin'?
litrix, unperturbed: hey mom.
oh good. beryl's here. again.
genie: i can grant most any wish your heart desires!
deer: a way to keep the craziest of my sisters from constantly breaking into my home.
genie: you could start by covering that giant hole in the side of your house. maybe with a tarp or something, you can probably get one from the dump. that was your last wish, my work here is dooooooonnnneeeee!
envy's ltw is to max out five talent badges (ugh) so she spends essentially all her time at the robot making station.
aside from the occasional cuddle break.
this generation has made it impossible to fall back on my old standard of 'whoever sucks up most to the legacy cats gets to be heir' cuz they both do so equally.
cousins of gen gray (the last vestiges of the adorably naive belief that i'd be playing any spares) taking soap's mean daughter syrup for walkies.
viridity's ltw is 50 dream dates (also ugh), and there is nothing dreamier than canoodling to an audience of your entire family i GUESS??
they at least relocated outside for the first kiss. it wasn't a dream date but hey, it's a start!
envy, haver of no social life: come on wrist bones, don't fail me now. i've only made 23 robot lamps today!
stop giving them these things!! they do not deserve them!!!!
envy: who needs sleep when you've got raw coffee beans and two stomachs?
two what now??
crumb: fuck this small skeleton statue in particular
peppervine's really been resting on her laurels. really been ........ phoning it in.
deer's enthusiasm for rabble-rousing on sportball forums knows no bounds!
deer: even my sock puppets have sock puppets
thessaly spends p. much all her time in her underwear. might be a lazy sim thing, or might be a thessaly thing.
thessaly: not true! sometimes i wear pajamas.
hey viridity. taking notes?
viridity: yeah, those dates aren't gonna dream themselves, and my gross parents seem to have a good system going. you work with what you've got.
except when what you've got is a themfriend who has remained a teenager after you yourself aged up in the middle of a date! yikes!!
viridity: i know what will make this date extra dreamy! autonomous casual romance!
nope! no! bye, nirlela, thanks for the first kiss, go do your homework or s/t idk.
anyhoodle. viridity is extremely cute as an adult, and is also one of the most green sims of green gen. but alas, she isn't heir. and you know what that means.
yep! it's the weird purple one with no social skills who spends all her time indoors making robot lamps!
amity: aw yeah, that's heir material right there.
it's been 9 months since the last entry so you'd be forgiven if you forgot that envy has no sense of humor, which means she neither tells nor tolerates the telling of jokes, be they innocent in nature, or whatever the hell yarn amity's spinning about dragon-themed "toys"
viridity: 'grats on your crushing responsibility or whatever, envy. i'm off to check out the singles scene on spare island.
there is exactly one eligible/unrelated lady living there and her job is reaping the souls of your family specifically, but good luck!
one half of the embarrassing grandparental polycule: schmlorp
gotta say, it's been nice to have another cat around that doesn't suck. both towels and syrup were super mean to soap, but crumb's chill.
thessaly: i have conjured the nourishment. it's digestible oat-fiber patties again!
grisaille: aw man. these taste like a quarter life crisis
envy: i just love stabbing a metal cube with a screwdriver and a wrench for hours on end until it turns into a robot lamp.
❗❗❗ CHERRY COX SPOTTING ❗❗❗
envy: been a long 76 hours of making robot lamps in my room not talking to anyone. i should take a break, and continue not to talk to anyone.
get your ASS into TOWN and find a WIFE.
envy: do you know where i can find a wife?
barista with broken genetics: ma'am, i can't even find my eyebrows. would you like anything in your espresso?
envy: four more espressos.
relatives, far as the eye can see! not helpful!
here's who we're on the hunt to find, and it took a good four community lots before i gave up and used the summoner to just yoink them to the china (dy)nasty.
off to a great start.
luckily, envy does have pretty good chemistry with the other two possible wives!
at least, she does in theory. oof.
elfinia agreed to go out with her, and it immediately went so so badly. girl cannot carry on a conversation for more than 5 minutes before saying something eminently bullyable, i guess
envy: um you're really pretty
elfinia: yeah no kidding loser. lol
envy: and that dress looks nice on you
elfinia: are you saying i'd ever wear a dress that doesn't? wow, rude.
envy: dagnabbit.
envy managed to turn things around for a little bit by beaning elfinia in the face with a pillow several times, and even snagged her first kiss
but it's never long before those "inappropriate" and "no sense of humor" traits resurface. it probably doesn't help that elfinia has 0 nice points and the "diva" trait. so, probably just not a great match. no princess this gen!
luckily, envy also has two bolts with camera, who has 10 nice points and the "good" trait. clearly, this is going to go much, much better.
okay, yeah, if she's whiffing it this hard with a 10 nice points sim, the problem isn't them, it's envy, and the fact that she has zero social skills. i kind of knew it would be challenging to make her the heir but i thought it would be funny-haha-challenging rather than oh-no-i-might-not-actually-manage-this-challenging and i'll admit that i was starting to sweat at this point lmao
the only thing we can change without cheating is her turn-ons so i tried to aim them at phelony instead. third time's maybe the charm?
envy: MY NETHERS TINGLE ANEW!!
girl, gross.
fantastic. let's try this again.
envy: hey i know you just saw me beef it with two other women literally moments ago who have now bonded so thoroughly over the bad dates they had with me that they're hooking up directly to our left, but would you like to go out with me anyway??
phelony: i'm actually in the market for a girlfailure, so yeah.
elfinia & camera: *giggle, canoodle, etc.*
phelony: yeah the [[JAM FACTORY]] smog has been extra thick lately, but i heard it's cuz they're putting vitamins in it now.
this is, no joke, the first conversation that envy has had that hasn't resulted in the other person plugging their their ears and screaming to drown her out.
thank GOD
hunter: yeah envy, get it
they went outside to better enjoy the vitamin smog
envy: anyway here's my tongue
phelony: ew no too soon
envy i am begging you to get your shit together
she locked down that makeout eventually, after abt 20 tender/romantic kisses
phelony: titties.
so mesmerizing were those titties that phelony agreed to go home with her.
envy: please get me pregnant please please please
phelony: sure why not. give me a second to freshen up.
amity: AHOY MATEY, WELCOME ABOARD! BE YE SAILIN' THE GOOD SHIP TRIBADIST WITH ME GRANDDAUGHTER?
phelony: ........ so is there another bathroom around here or
my risky woohoo odds are through the roof so hopefully envy can keep it together long enough to get knocked up!
envy: how do you feel about moving in with me right now?
phelony: i don't think i'm ready for a life of piracy.
envy: oh this has got to be grandma amity's fault.
y'know, yeah, i think for once we can't blame this one on envy!
peppervine: trained. pumped. ready. waiting.
(and also beryl is here, for moral support.)
SHE.
peppervine: here you go, julep! mimes are so in right now. of course, you'll have to commit fully to the bit, and that means keeping your bitch mouth shut.
julep:
soap's mean daughter syrup showed up and completely derailed the workday for peppervine. instead of coming in and getting makeover after makeover, everyone just crowded around and took turns making smoochy faces at the cat. which is fair.
speaking of.
viridity: who's a see-through baby? whose teeth are a horror to behold through her translucent lil head? whosat? whosat??
murielle: morning litrix. poopin' hard or hardly poopin'?
litrix, unperturbed: hey mom.
oh good. beryl's here. again.
genie: i can grant most any wish your heart desires!
deer: a way to keep the craziest of my sisters from constantly breaking into my home.
genie: you could start by covering that giant hole in the side of your house. maybe with a tarp or something, you can probably get one from the dump. that was your last wish, my work here is dooooooonnnneeeee!
envy's ltw is to max out five talent badges (ugh) so she spends essentially all her time at the robot making station.
aside from the occasional cuddle break.
this generation has made it impossible to fall back on my old standard of 'whoever sucks up most to the legacy cats gets to be heir' cuz they both do so equally.
cousins of gen gray (the last vestiges of the adorably naive belief that i'd be playing any spares) taking soap's mean daughter syrup for walkies.
viridity's ltw is 50 dream dates (also ugh), and there is nothing dreamier than canoodling to an audience of your entire family i GUESS??
they at least relocated outside for the first kiss. it wasn't a dream date but hey, it's a start!
envy, haver of no social life: come on wrist bones, don't fail me now. i've only made 23 robot lamps today!
stop giving them these things!! they do not deserve them!!!!
envy: who needs sleep when you've got raw coffee beans and two stomachs?
two what now??
crumb: fuck this small skeleton statue in particular
peppervine's really been resting on her laurels. really been ........ phoning it in.
deer's enthusiasm for rabble-rousing on sportball forums knows no bounds!
deer: even my sock puppets have sock puppets
thessaly spends p. much all her time in her underwear. might be a lazy sim thing, or might be a thessaly thing.
thessaly: not true! sometimes i wear pajamas.
hey viridity. taking notes?
viridity: yeah, those dates aren't gonna dream themselves, and my gross parents seem to have a good system going. you work with what you've got.
except when what you've got is a themfriend who has remained a teenager after you yourself aged up in the middle of a date! yikes!!
viridity: i know what will make this date extra dreamy! autonomous casual romance!
nope! no! bye, nirlela, thanks for the first kiss, go do your homework or s/t idk.
anyhoodle. viridity is extremely cute as an adult, and is also one of the most green sims of green gen. but alas, she isn't heir. and you know what that means.
yep! it's the weird purple one with no social skills who spends all her time indoors making robot lamps!
amity: aw yeah, that's heir material right there.
it's been 9 months since the last entry so you'd be forgiven if you forgot that envy has no sense of humor, which means she neither tells nor tolerates the telling of jokes, be they innocent in nature, or whatever the hell yarn amity's spinning about dragon-themed "toys"
viridity: 'grats on your crushing responsibility or whatever, envy. i'm off to check out the singles scene on spare island.
there is exactly one eligible/unrelated lady living there and her job is reaping the souls of your family specifically, but good luck!
one half of the embarrassing grandparental polycule: schmlorp
gotta say, it's been nice to have another cat around that doesn't suck. both towels and syrup were super mean to soap, but crumb's chill.
thessaly: i have conjured the nourishment. it's digestible oat-fiber patties again!
grisaille: aw man. these taste like a quarter life crisis
envy: i just love stabbing a metal cube with a screwdriver and a wrench for hours on end until it turns into a robot lamp.
❗❗❗ CHERRY COX SPOTTING ❗❗❗
envy: been a long 76 hours of making robot lamps in my room not talking to anyone. i should take a break, and continue not to talk to anyone.
get your ASS into TOWN and find a WIFE.
envy: do you know where i can find a wife?
barista with broken genetics: ma'am, i can't even find my eyebrows. would you like anything in your espresso?
envy: four more espressos.
relatives, far as the eye can see! not helpful!
here's who we're on the hunt to find, and it took a good four community lots before i gave up and used the summoner to just yoink them to the china (dy)nasty.
off to a great start.
luckily, envy does have pretty good chemistry with the other two possible wives!
at least, she does in theory. oof.
elfinia agreed to go out with her, and it immediately went so so badly. girl cannot carry on a conversation for more than 5 minutes before saying something eminently bullyable, i guess
envy: um you're really pretty
elfinia: yeah no kidding loser. lol
envy: and that dress looks nice on you
elfinia: are you saying i'd ever wear a dress that doesn't? wow, rude.
envy: dagnabbit.
envy managed to turn things around for a little bit by beaning elfinia in the face with a pillow several times, and even snagged her first kiss
but it's never long before those "inappropriate" and "no sense of humor" traits resurface. it probably doesn't help that elfinia has 0 nice points and the "diva" trait. so, probably just not a great match. no princess this gen!
luckily, envy also has two bolts with camera, who has 10 nice points and the "good" trait. clearly, this is going to go much, much better.
🫠
okay, yeah, if she's whiffing it this hard with a 10 nice points sim, the problem isn't them, it's envy, and the fact that she has zero social skills. i kind of knew it would be challenging to make her the heir but i thought it would be funny-haha-challenging rather than oh-no-i-might-not-actually-manage-this-challenging and i'll admit that i was starting to sweat at this point lmao
the only thing we can change without cheating is her turn-ons so i tried to aim them at phelony instead. third time's maybe the charm?
envy: MY NETHERS TINGLE ANEW!!
girl, gross.
fantastic. let's try this again.
envy: hey i know you just saw me beef it with two other women literally moments ago who have now bonded so thoroughly over the bad dates they had with me that they're hooking up directly to our left, but would you like to go out with me anyway??
phelony: i'm actually in the market for a girlfailure, so yeah.
elfinia & camera: *giggle, canoodle, etc.*
phelony: yeah the [[JAM FACTORY]] smog has been extra thick lately, but i heard it's cuz they're putting vitamins in it now.
this is, no joke, the first conversation that envy has had that hasn't resulted in the other person plugging their their ears and screaming to drown her out.
thank GOD
hunter: yeah envy, get it
they went outside to better enjoy the vitamin smog
envy: anyway here's my tongue
phelony: ew no too soon
envy i am begging you to get your shit together
she locked down that makeout eventually, after abt 20 tender/romantic kisses
phelony: titties.
so mesmerizing were those titties that phelony agreed to go home with her.
envy: please get me pregnant please please please
phelony: sure why not. give me a second to freshen up.
amity: AHOY MATEY, WELCOME ABOARD! BE YE SAILIN' THE GOOD SHIP TRIBADIST WITH ME GRANDDAUGHTER?
phelony: ........ so is there another bathroom around here or
my risky woohoo odds are through the roof so hopefully envy can keep it together long enough to get knocked up!
envy: how do you feel about moving in with me right now?
phelony: i don't think i'm ready for a life of piracy.
envy: oh this has got to be grandma amity's fault.
y'know, yeah, i think for once we can't blame this one on envy!