the cakebread rainbowcy 2.2

[pooklet]

oh shit, son, it is time. this would have been done marginally sooner but i had to reinstall my entire OS and then sulkily spent a month refusing to hunt down my photoshop disc because don't make me do stuff


hoo boy i bet you two wish it was still just three


marsha's become a believer in the electroshock bath potato


because she's the only one who sort of remembers they have kids or something?? like ten of them


several of whom cannot understand words, marsha, much less a lecture on not shitting their diapers even tho that is the exclusive purpose of a diaper


jesus crackerjack christ there are too many kids in this house


anyway birthdays for everyone except plum and hyacinth


here's indigo finally grown into her huge hair and sUPER CUTE???


also mauve (with bonus background hyacinth)


and pansy


and orchid


and amethyst


plum's still here and still a delight


plum: FUCK YOUR HUGS


because of course the alpha werewolf proves to be more huggable than plum


UH ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT THERE WANT MARSHA


ARE YOU QUITE. SURE.


tiara: /lives a charmed life of not constantly being covered in puke


tiara: how come my muscles be all big and wearing this spandex??


lavender's last bitch effort before she is forced to outgrow this
lavender: i think you mean 'ditch'
i know what i said.


lavender cakebread
knowledge/family
7-10-8-5-5
+gray hair/stink
-hats


lilac cakebread
family/pleasure
10-10-1-3-2
+jewelry/cooking
-umemployed


violet cakebread
romance/fortune
4-10-9-0-2
+stink/fitness
-unemployed

welp, they all rolled bullshit chemistry. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ most of my elders keep their hair color and the entirety of st. dumpling's claw is unemployed.


plum: this toddler bed's just not doing it for me


plum: the concrete floor will surely serve me better


guess which two jerks have completely forgotten about their ten kids?


these two jerks.
orchid: /serves as an example of the subject at hand


generally it falls to the older children to make sure the toddlers don't die


some are less enthused about it than others


and violet's the only one who goes out of her way to take care of the kids. bear in mind she's the one triplet that didn't roll family.


sometimes marsha likes to stand nearby and pointedly crave barbecue ಠ╭╮ಠ
marsha: oh man, baby back ribs sound excellent right now


indigo: BOO, ART


welcome to the 24/7 sadface broadcast staring plum cakebread


teen girl goals


lavender: grats on surviving infancy


i don't think u need a bubble blower lilac, yr already having trouble telling left (the direction of your sister) from right (the direction in which u are waving)


tiara: ew, babies


marsha: ew, babies


they never stop. i've rendered them sterile because the last thing this house needs is more children for them to neglect.

and now an epic in six parts that i call 'if you won't accept my hugs you don't deserve to live'


part 1


part 2


part 3


part 4


part 5


part 6


lilac, who was there the whole time: i could intervene, but the middle distance isn't going to stare into itself


indigo: i'm NOT in the mood to shower off the pee i'm inexplicably covered in right now, even tho i keep trying to do it autonomously. maybe later.


briefly, a potty was trained


orchid: please mother?? acknowledgment??


nope. at least pansy seems to be coping well with her neglect?


nope.


indigo: hey remember that bottle you tried to steal from me like two years ago? well now you can't have this horse that i carried all the way from the bedroom so as to taunt you


plum: CURSES


plum has been having just the worst time but it's at least 40% her own fault. she keeps waking up in the middle of the night to throw a temper tantrum about how uncomfortable she is, pass out on the floor, wake up even more uncomfortable, and repeat the process.


plum: /wails


also plum: /shrieks


furthermore, plum: /passes out on the concrete. again.


what a shocking development


if you think i haven't tried separating these two, you are incorrect. i keep forcing them get bottles for the kids or try to make them take them to the tub, but when i pan back in search of them, they're always just doing this

where are the teenagers you ask?


here


and here


and also here.


which means the quads are left to the wolves


the at times literal wolves


behold, the only member of this household who isn't the worst at everything


i let hyacinth grow up ahead of his birthday since he was in a decent mood, the same couldn't be said for plum


but leave it to her not to roll a single achievable want all afternoon, thus ensuring that she aged up into the seething ball of fury she was always destined to be.


i tried to give her a cute makeover in the hopes it would appease her. it did not.


hyacinth: gosh, it sure is nice to have a pleasant, uncomplicated birthday and simple, achievable goals!
plum: [muffled screaming in the distance]


get thee behind me, hood corruption.


plum finally rolled a want i could fulfill and of course it was this.


a little while later she decided she wanted to jump rope. this is where she opted to do it.


lilac: /casual fingerguns


wow can y'all please cluster somewhere the heck else
violet: i know just the place


lilac: please just let me pee :(


no more toddlers? NO MORE TODDLERS. orchid.


pansy.


mauve.


amethyst. (wow, that face.)


plum why are you studying fires in such depth
plum: don't worry about it
i AM VERY WORRIED ABOUT IT






tiara: oh man i don't even want to know how my body managed to make chocolate cookies smell like funions


violet and sarahbeth are still friends i guess and so she came over to discuss toilets


J/K SHE CAME OVER TO HAVE A SECRET AFFAIR WITH MARSHA OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE??


sarahbeth is the pre-marriage rando townie crush i mentioned last update, and even tho i deleted the crush/love markers for the both of them, their super high relationship and chemistry added up to this bullshit happening all over again because romance/family sims are the literal worst


so then i reset their relationship to 0/0 and adjusted their turn-ons and decided sarahbeth is out of the running for purple gen spouse because i'd like the avoid the mother-in-law curse if possible, thanks.


plum: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES


tiara what the fuck
tiara: this is my looking-at-weird-porn face


plum: IM NOT HAVING FUN IN THIS BATHROOOOOM
i don't think you're supposed to


pro tip: if there's a random spot on the floor of your house that things arbitrarily snap to, and you know it's not an errant walkthrough block, it might be *Marker - 1 Tile, a.k.a. MY ANCIENT ENEMY.


the morning stampede


marsha: niiiiiiiiiiiiiiice


while the kids were at school they took a day trip to the photobooth to scratch marsha's public woohoo itch


stupid cute jerks


this is what i came home to, plum pulling a violet. i'm not even sure how she managed since shouldn't i have gotten the "UM U NEED A BABYSITTER" popup if she was still home when tiara and marsh went out?? even the game itself is neglecting these kids


tiara pls


lavender: ewww, my mom's all gross and naked to the right of me
is every last one of you spatially dyslexic


indigo honey there aren't any stars out, all you're going to see through that telescope is the unsavory doings of your neighbors
indigo: i know shh


hyacinth: you think we should wake her, or?
plum: she's fine, go fish.


this skunk circled lilac three times but he didn't so much as blink


then again i guess it takes a lot of focus to carry on a conversation while also trying to get yr sister run over by a car


lilac: hey lavender, let's play FOOTBALL


yay, it's roxie, the purple princess!


apparently she stopped by to tip no one. i guess she really enjoys ... the sound of silence ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜)




she also got to be the only person present at indigo's birthday


indigo cakebread
popularity/romance
8-8-8-5-2
+formalwear/werewolves
-logic

suit-wearing werewolves are pretty illogical, i'll give her that
indigo: don't kinkshame me


indigo: you should probably get used to the family now since you've got a 50% chance of ending up trapped in it
roxie: tru


i went to see what everyone else was doing and jesus lilac


jESUS


lavender: i think being in favor of recycling is a pretty uncontroversial issue


plum: GUESS AGAIN BITCH, I HATE EVERYTHING.


except for ~autonomously cleaning toilets~


tiara: ooo, a freshly cleaned toilet to despoil
roxie: i don't care for this open door very much


you were invited to do no such thing but we love u anyway come back soon


tiara: HOLY SHIT DID YOU GUYS KNOW WE HAD A TRAMPOLINE THIS WHOLE TIME?


amethyst: i don't need a trampoline to jump, just a pair of socks and a puddle!
tbh this makes me recoil, soggy socks are the grossest


have i mentioned how much i love having ten kids in this generation


amethyst: i smell like beeeeeeef.


frolisch: hey neighbors
plum: [HIGH-PITCHED SCREAMING]


indigo: niiiiiiiiiiice
faucet: /explodes with delight


you need to not be checking out teenagers in the first place, miasma


if it wasn't obvious i sent indigo downtown to get her obligatory cellphone, but also something else of grave import


BOOM. LEGACY CAT. YOU THOUGHT I FORGOT, DIDN'T YOU? well i didn't and this is Soap and she's a beautiful bratty princess.


WORTH IT


it might seem like i missed a few pictures, but nope, i was cooing over soap on the sidewalk when suddenly my camera got yanked into the garage. apparently, tiara managed to electrocute herself even tho she wasn't even trying to fix the computer, she was just using it normally? by which i mean she was probably looking at weird porn


the electric shock wasn't fatal but it still managed to set the table on fire, which got me thinking it must be lightning, but i didn't think lightning could strike inside the house?

on what is surely an unrelated note, plum knows a lot about fires, and is poignantly absent.


lavender: AHHH
pansy: AHHH
mauve: AHHH
amethyst: /colors


indigo: huh, looks like rain
tiara and lavender in the background: KJSHGLKHFGKJHFDG;DFHG;DK


indigo: oh shit right i have fire safety training!!


after what ended up being several sim hours, indigo (with occasional help from lavender) managed to put out the table


bUT THEN THE CHAIR CAUGHT FIRE?


AND THEN AFTER THAT THE EMPTY SPACE BEHIND THE CHAIR CAUGHT FIRE???


four sims in this room have fire safety training but we still had to call the fire department to put it out.

i'm not saying that the family fire extinguishers were sabotaged, but i'm also not not saying that.


once the fire was out i took a quick pan around the room and discovered that soap had slept through the entire thing, serenely dreaming of herself and giving exactly zero hecks.

she's gonna fit right in.