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the cakebread rainbowcy 4.1
holy shit we're on a roll
post-birth flexin' time
here's where the baby ended up, btw. the first of generation silver/gray! her name is ash, and she's got her gramma roxie's eyes!
etzel shares the secret of blueness with soap
boom, blue soap!! i thought it would be fun to change her fur to match the current heir's gen color
soap: /dreams of being captain bluebeard now that she has achieved the appropriate palette
sky maxed all skills which means i can ignore her aspiration meter forever now
ash: time to wreak some tiny havoc
(this is the first time i've had a toddler sneak out of bed i think!!)
etzel: target intercepted and subdued with cuddles
sky and etzel are kind of weirdly attentive parents?? i am confused and frightened
even roxie's like oh yep i suddenly know how to raise chilluns
tiara: not much going on tonight, think i'll practice my daniel radcliffe circa chamber of secrets one-eyed blinking
glitched hula dancer of death: shit guys i teleported into a wall again ah fuck ah shit
sky: /oblivious chest-pounding
sky: sure is peaceful in this direction, huh
tiara: yep! not a single notable thing happening within my line of sight
sky: well, time to make dinner on this perfectly ordinary evening
indigo in background: /LOUD SOBBING
soap: /SAME
tiara: i wonder where marsha is
:(( god, poor stupid tiara. i genuinely think she has no idea her wife is dead
abruptly, a baby is had and fuses with the toilet
two babies, actually! the blue one is named dove, red one is sterling.
etzel and soap cheered themselves up after marsha's death with some finger-wiggle
but roxie's sadness could only be soothed by adding some kittens to the family
so we got us another cat to make that happen! meet towels
straight to the kitten-making chamber they went
indigo and roxie: WOO CAT SEX
ok, gross
soap emerged looking EXTREMELY displeased but i kind of don't blame her, given the biology of cat dicks
soap: I WILL RUIN THIS HOUSE WITH MY ANGER
soap is not one for empty threats
they're still being great parents and it's freaking me out
in fact etzel is so focused on her parenting that she failed to notice the incredibly broken tub
aww, look, dove found sky's demon doll! and ... sky and etzel found indigo and roxie's bed to fuck around in. superb.
hey towels maybe don't inform roxie of what went on in her bed like an hour ago pls
towels: my whiskers are sealed
that's not how ... you know what, close enough.
now seems as good a time as any to announce that etzel's dowry was the giant pirate ship, henceforth dubbed the SS Inconvenience. i put it in sky's inventory.
omg marsha!!
tiara: gosh yr so hot, babe. btw, where have you been and why are you looking so transparent??
n-nobody tell her ;~;
but anyway, there are kittens now. two that got adopted out immediately so there would be kittens in the adoption pool for other sims, and one that is going to stay until it grows up. this is syrup!
indigo: kitten!
sterling: KITTEN!
dove: truck >:(
speaking of dove, it's birthday time! they're a cutie, but a direct clone of sky in terms of features
sterling's got a lot more of etzel in her face
dove: i dunno if i'm ready for the big potty, but i guess i have to be now that great-grandma tiara is clogging up the little one
ash, whose birthday pic i forgot to take: what?
yeah, what?
oh. my GOD. i have no idea how or when this happened but holy shit
i just, i couldn't let tiara go out like that
that was almost all the money we had!! i had to save some for groceries but that's it!!
so tiara came back ... but with a personality not quite her own. in fact, it's a lot closer to marsha's, which was 7-0-8-0-10. the going theory between![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
azaya and me is that tiara and marsha both came back in tiara's body, and so they shall be henceforth known as tiarsha
tiarsha's first act was to alert me to the fact that etzel was pegrant
and had been for a while, apparently!!
etzel: AAAAA
sky: oh my stars and garters! :) :)
roxie: wonder what's happening in this direction
syrup: i don't much care for this
SIIIIGH. for the record? my twins odds are set at 6%, triplets at 4% and quads at 2%.
l to r: grisaille, cinerea, and cloud
the other three have been moved into what used to be tiara's witch room but has been redecorated in the style of a recently-unearthed bomb shelter
dove: why'd i pick the middle bunk >:(
ash: sterling smells like farts pass it on
to whomst
sky: /still a competent parent
what game am i playing? because it certainly can't be the sims 2
fuckin everyone: /clusters around to watch etzel brush her teeth for no good reason
oh wait nvm, this is definitely the sims 2
sky: ♪ ROCK ME ROCK ME ROCK ME ROCK ME ROCK ME AMADEUS ♪
tiarsha: yep, those sure are some babies
the triplets: /demand that indigo, specifically, change all of their diapers
which was the last thing she got to do before the ceremonial triple lutz of elderhood
grats on looking exactly the same, babe!
roxie instead opted to explode into old age
sky: WHEEEEE
sterling: /peers
look who grewed up!
ash cakebread
knowledge/grilled cheese
10-0-7-4-8
swimwear/red hair
-hard worker
triplet birthday time
cloud!
cinerea
and grisaiJESUS THOSE TEETH let's go back to cinerea
O_O nvm
sky: hehehe guess what i did
fuckdamnit sky u fertile lil bitch
dove: syrup smells like farts pass it on
their cousin magnesium: /stares into the middle distance, ignored
the cakebreads were really struggling w/ their bills but then i remembered they could wish for free money
indigo, to one of the kids offscreen: UGH YR SO ANNOYING /best friendship achieved
towels: /bonds with sterling over feather murder
syrup: and i am also here
nobody's having fun in this bathroom
wait nvm now they are
there is a perfectly functional trampoline like four feet behind you, sterling
oh shit y'all it's time
and straight to bed they went
here's a pic of cloud cuz i forgot everyone else but don't worry, i'll remember everyone but cloud for the teen birthdays
and what extremely refined cuisine it is
every single one of these brats wanted to go fishing so they got another pond. this time not a radioactive one, cuz i forgot i was doing that, but i think every water source on sdc is some degree of radioactive whether or not it is neon green
grisaille: BATS
etzel: /performs a traditional shysim sharkperson dance
tiarsha: shit this is salt isn't it
probably
few things bring me as much joy as this
i need to stop putting chairs near beds
sky: hup, babby time
syrup, grown up: boy howdy am i high
i was running out of gray/silver themed names so this is spoon
dove: angry teenage dancing!!
dove cakebread
knowledge/fortune
7-0-10-4-8
+aliens/cooking
-jewelry
birthday time for spoon, and also for sterling
sterling cakebread
pleasure/popularity
3-8-1-8-8
+blondes/aliens
-logic
literally everyone: /scream-cheers at the infant on the kitchen floor
but anyways, toddler spoon
etzel: /remains attentive, supportive and invested in her kids
which is great and all but yr not allowed to have anymore
etzel: that's what you think
what?
etzel: nothing!
anyway, this was the point at which i thought that i had sterilized them both
sky: check out my sick ballet moves
nice third position posture babe
etzel: imma bouncy land shark!
suddenly, more birthdays
cinerea cakebread
romance/family (oh god)
10-7-2-9-4
+creative/charismatic
-gray hair
grisaille cakebread
cheese/popularity
10-7-2-9-4
+makeup/unemployed
-cologne
[cloud cakebread who is not pictured]
family/knowledge
10-0-2-10-8
+blond hair/unemployed
-black hair
aaaand child spoon
grisaille: my what beauteous weather
sterling: ASDLFKJH /assailed by hail
spoon: /same
after that unpleasant experience, i gave sterling a cuter makeover and let her loose on the teen townie populace since she wanted a date real bad. millie was the first other teenage she encountered which is kinda awkward
sterling and imogen: /wave directly into each other's faces
grisaille: hehehehe, invasion of privacy is tight
fountain sopshire: HOW LITERALLY DARE YOU
grisaille: i like how no one's yelling at me in this direction
ultimately, sterling took lux here to the china (dy)nasty to flirt over some kung pao broccoli and egg rolls
grisaille: yarrr, these waters be choppy, captain bluebeard!
spoon wanted a new womrat after snack glitched out of existence so instead here's beelzebub
spoon: whostha cutest lil prince of hell, whois? whois??
beelzebub: i am the one of whom you speak ◉_◉
spoon: i sense evil in this house. must be this demon toy.
sure, we'll go with that
grisaille: /mouthbreathes
hey grizzly what's up my good bitch
grisaille: not much just—
grisaille: —AHHHHHHHH
i think perchance there's something wrong with this fat morph
and speaking of morphs that should not be the way they are, here is sky, pregnancy morph ablaze with a baby i did not permit YOU SNEAKY SHIT
sky: haha yeah
shardoka magica is probably saying something sweet and supportive to sky but i am too annoyed with her to transcribe it, so we'll end this here
post-birth flexin' time
here's where the baby ended up, btw. the first of generation silver/gray! her name is ash, and she's got her gramma roxie's eyes!
etzel shares the secret of blueness with soap
boom, blue soap!! i thought it would be fun to change her fur to match the current heir's gen color
soap: /dreams of being captain bluebeard now that she has achieved the appropriate palette
sky maxed all skills which means i can ignore her aspiration meter forever now
ash: time to wreak some tiny havoc
(this is the first time i've had a toddler sneak out of bed i think!!)
etzel: target intercepted and subdued with cuddles
sky and etzel are kind of weirdly attentive parents?? i am confused and frightened
even roxie's like oh yep i suddenly know how to raise chilluns
tiara: not much going on tonight, think i'll practice my daniel radcliffe circa chamber of secrets one-eyed blinking
glitched hula dancer of death: shit guys i teleported into a wall again ah fuck ah shit
sky: /oblivious chest-pounding
sky: sure is peaceful in this direction, huh
tiara: yep! not a single notable thing happening within my line of sight
sky: well, time to make dinner on this perfectly ordinary evening
indigo in background: /LOUD SOBBING
soap: /SAME
tiara: i wonder where marsha is
:(( god, poor stupid tiara. i genuinely think she has no idea her wife is dead
abruptly, a baby is had and fuses with the toilet
two babies, actually! the blue one is named dove, red one is sterling.
etzel and soap cheered themselves up after marsha's death with some finger-wiggle
but roxie's sadness could only be soothed by adding some kittens to the family
so we got us another cat to make that happen! meet towels
straight to the kitten-making chamber they went
indigo and roxie: WOO CAT SEX
ok, gross
soap emerged looking EXTREMELY displeased but i kind of don't blame her, given the biology of cat dicks
soap: I WILL RUIN THIS HOUSE WITH MY ANGER
soap is not one for empty threats
they're still being great parents and it's freaking me out
in fact etzel is so focused on her parenting that she failed to notice the incredibly broken tub
aww, look, dove found sky's demon doll! and ... sky and etzel found indigo and roxie's bed to fuck around in. superb.
hey towels maybe don't inform roxie of what went on in her bed like an hour ago pls
towels: my whiskers are sealed
that's not how ... you know what, close enough.
now seems as good a time as any to announce that etzel's dowry was the giant pirate ship, henceforth dubbed the SS Inconvenience. i put it in sky's inventory.
omg marsha!!
tiara: gosh yr so hot, babe. btw, where have you been and why are you looking so transparent??
n-nobody tell her ;~;
but anyway, there are kittens now. two that got adopted out immediately so there would be kittens in the adoption pool for other sims, and one that is going to stay until it grows up. this is syrup!
indigo: kitten!
sterling: KITTEN!
dove: truck >:(
speaking of dove, it's birthday time! they're a cutie, but a direct clone of sky in terms of features
sterling's got a lot more of etzel in her face
dove: i dunno if i'm ready for the big potty, but i guess i have to be now that great-grandma tiara is clogging up the little one
ash, whose birthday pic i forgot to take: what?
yeah, what?
oh. my GOD. i have no idea how or when this happened but holy shit
i just, i couldn't let tiara go out like that
that was almost all the money we had!! i had to save some for groceries but that's it!!
so tiara came back ... but with a personality not quite her own. in fact, it's a lot closer to marsha's, which was 7-0-8-0-10. the going theory between
azaya and me is that tiara and marsha both came back in tiara's body, and so they shall be henceforth known as tiarshatiarsha's first act was to alert me to the fact that etzel was pegrant
and had been for a while, apparently!!
etzel: AAAAA
sky: oh my stars and garters! :) :)
roxie: wonder what's happening in this direction
syrup: i don't much care for this
SIIIIGH. for the record? my twins odds are set at 6%, triplets at 4% and quads at 2%.
l to r: grisaille, cinerea, and cloud
the other three have been moved into what used to be tiara's witch room but has been redecorated in the style of a recently-unearthed bomb shelter
dove: why'd i pick the middle bunk >:(
ash: sterling smells like farts pass it on
to whomst
sky: /still a competent parent
what game am i playing? because it certainly can't be the sims 2
fuckin everyone: /clusters around to watch etzel brush her teeth for no good reason
oh wait nvm, this is definitely the sims 2
sky: ♪ ROCK ME ROCK ME ROCK ME ROCK ME ROCK ME AMADEUS ♪
tiarsha: yep, those sure are some babies
the triplets: /demand that indigo, specifically, change all of their diapers
which was the last thing she got to do before the ceremonial triple lutz of elderhood
grats on looking exactly the same, babe!
roxie instead opted to explode into old age
sky: WHEEEEE
sterling: /peers
look who grewed up!
ash cakebread
knowledge/grilled cheese
10-0-7-4-8
swimwear/red hair
-hard worker
triplet birthday time
cloud!
cinerea
and grisaiJESUS THOSE TEETH let's go back to cinerea
O_O nvm
sky: hehehe guess what i did
fuckdamnit sky u fertile lil bitch
dove: syrup smells like farts pass it on
their cousin magnesium: /stares into the middle distance, ignored
the cakebreads were really struggling w/ their bills but then i remembered they could wish for free money
indigo, to one of the kids offscreen: UGH YR SO ANNOYING /best friendship achieved
towels: /bonds with sterling over feather murder
syrup: and i am also here
nobody's having fun in this bathroom
wait nvm now they are
there is a perfectly functional trampoline like four feet behind you, sterling
oh shit y'all it's time
and straight to bed they went
here's a pic of cloud cuz i forgot everyone else but don't worry, i'll remember everyone but cloud for the teen birthdays
and what extremely refined cuisine it is
every single one of these brats wanted to go fishing so they got another pond. this time not a radioactive one, cuz i forgot i was doing that, but i think every water source on sdc is some degree of radioactive whether or not it is neon green
grisaille: BATS
etzel: /performs a traditional shysim sharkperson dance
tiarsha: shit this is salt isn't it
probably
few things bring me as much joy as this
i need to stop putting chairs near beds
sky: hup, babby time
syrup, grown up: boy howdy am i high
i was running out of gray/silver themed names so this is spoon
dove: angry teenage dancing!!
dove cakebread
knowledge/fortune
7-0-10-4-8
+aliens/cooking
-jewelry
birthday time for spoon, and also for sterling
sterling cakebread
pleasure/popularity
3-8-1-8-8
+blondes/aliens
-logic
literally everyone: /scream-cheers at the infant on the kitchen floor
but anyways, toddler spoon
etzel: /remains attentive, supportive and invested in her kids
which is great and all but yr not allowed to have anymore
etzel: that's what you think
what?
etzel: nothing!
anyway, this was the point at which i thought that i had sterilized them both
sky: check out my sick ballet moves
nice third position posture babe
etzel: imma bouncy land shark!
suddenly, more birthdays
cinerea cakebread
romance/family (oh god)
10-7-2-9-4
+creative/charismatic
-gray hair
grisaille cakebread
cheese/popularity
10-7-2-9-4
+makeup/unemployed
-cologne
[cloud cakebread who is not pictured]
family/knowledge
10-0-2-10-8
+blond hair/unemployed
-black hair
aaaand child spoon
grisaille: my what beauteous weather
sterling: ASDLFKJH /assailed by hail
spoon: /same
after that unpleasant experience, i gave sterling a cuter makeover and let her loose on the teen townie populace since she wanted a date real bad. millie was the first other teenage she encountered which is kinda awkward
sterling and imogen: /wave directly into each other's faces
grisaille: hehehehe, invasion of privacy is tight
fountain sopshire: HOW LITERALLY DARE YOU
grisaille: i like how no one's yelling at me in this direction
ultimately, sterling took lux here to the china (dy)nasty to flirt over some kung pao broccoli and egg rolls
grisaille: yarrr, these waters be choppy, captain bluebeard!
spoon wanted a new womrat after snack glitched out of existence so instead here's beelzebub
spoon: whostha cutest lil prince of hell, whois? whois??
beelzebub: i am the one of whom you speak ◉_◉
spoon: i sense evil in this house. must be this demon toy.
sure, we'll go with that
grisaille: /mouthbreathes
hey grizzly what's up my good bitch
grisaille: not much just—
grisaille: —AHHHHHHHH
i think perchance there's something wrong with this fat morph
and speaking of morphs that should not be the way they are, here is sky, pregnancy morph ablaze with a baby i did not permit YOU SNEAKY SHIT
sky: haha yeah
shardoka magica is probably saying something sweet and supportive to sky but i am too annoyed with her to transcribe it, so we'll end this here