pooklet | the cakebread rainbowcy 2.3

one of these days i'm gonna figure out how to not go an entire year between updates

still unduly invested in the unsavory doings of yr neighbors eh indigo

indigo: yeah doy it's not like we get cable on this island

lavender: I'M NOT HAVING ANY FUN IN THIS BATHROOM

again, i don't think yr supposed to

lavender: FUCK THE GIANTS, PATRIOTS FOR LIFE

get out

hey soap-a-loap what u watchin

soap: mini-series adaption of cat crimes 2. ignore the meticulous notes i'm taking they're about something else.

mauve: when i grow up i'm going to be a bear and pee wherever i want

tiara: i don't care for my children

NEITHER DO I especially when they repeatedly beeline for their parents' bed even after i have proscribed them from it, insisting it is their bed to the point where they will not sleep in their ACTUAL bed at night no matter how many times i reassign it with smart beds so after school they're blackout exhausted and FLING THEMSELVES AT THEIR PARENTS' BED AND SO CONTINUES THE CYCLE ooooo it makes me madder than the tiara-and-the-bar fiasco

it is time for the triplets to age up! no college for this gen because there are ten fucking kids and i want nine of them gone asap

u cute tho lilac

violet: i'm going to RULE at adulthood i'm gonna kick adulthood right in the NARDS

cute cute

tiara and marsha: WOO GO VIOLET, KICK ADULTHOOD RIGHT IN THOSE NARDS
indigo: can y'all keep it down i'm on an important call

with whomst

oic. carry on then.

literally everyone but indigo: BYE VIOLET (AND LILAC WHO IS ALREADY OFFSCREEN) REMEMBER TO WRITE

soap: i have composed a farewell yowl

these two are thrilled to be rid of some kids at last as am i

if yr wondering why lavender's birthday wasn't included, it was because i knew the unfulfilled college motive was gonna tank her (cuz i didn't have that shut-up-about-college hack in at the time) and i wanted to try getting her bar up so she wouldn't be such a sadsack when she grew up but this was literally her only achievable want

so it's off to the offensively ugly gaming club to try to win us a competish

david as in president-and-owner-of-the gaming club david? that seems like kind of a conflict of interest

lavender: you cheating fuckin assclown

i tried sending her and indigo to a bunch of lots hoping she would roll something new but no dice

~arty pic of indigo doin a float~

nobody asked u jet school. more like JERK school am i right.

sleepy soap

HISSSS

lavender grewed

and it was exactly as bad as i knew it would be

exactly

bad

anyway lavender moved out to simbin city with lilac and violet and that was the last we ever heard of them

i rly hate these wants i wish there was a way to get rid of them how could u want to scold soap!!

soap is best girl

just look at her chasing her lack of a tail

indigo knows what's up, in this family we suck up to the legacy cat or else

tiara: hey y'all i just want to put it out there that i don't currently want to cannibalize my children but that doesn't mean it's entirely off the table /casual fingerguns

hahaha nope

anyway the twins aged up and plum is one of the cutiest of patooties, probably to make up for the fact that she has the personality of an angry, sentient cheese grater

plum cakebread
popularity (HAH)/knowledge
10-10-3-3-2
+logical/charismatic
-redheads

hyacinth's cute too or whatever

hyacinth cakebread
fortune/pleasure
10-10-10-3-2
+perfume/mechanical
-stink

hyacinth: WRONG i am a god among pixels

oh is it time for everyone to crowd into the bathroom for absolutely no reason?

mauve: hey guys!! we crowdin in the bathroom for absolutely no reason?

you sure are, buddy

shut the hell your mouth u ruiner of lives

every one of these kids is like GAMING COMPETISH GAMING COMPETISH GAMING COMPETISH so off to the arcade they go where their mom's ex girlfriend creeps all over them cuz i still haven't figured out how to turn adult/teen attraction off in acr

anyway she moved on eventually

cashier mceyedistortion: never have i been more secondhand embarrassed

plum: YAY FOR ME
indigo and hyacinth: THIS KEYBOARD'S BROKEN AND OUR MOMS WORK AT NINTENDO

plum: VICTORY DAAANCE

roxie, in the bar next door: how YOU doin, empty bar stool beside me

amethyst: what the fuck is vaporwave??

tiara loves cornering her children, sometimes literally, to tell them over and over about her horrible, bee-infested honeymoon (oh my god because it was a HONEYmoon)

teen time for the quads!

mauve cakebread
knowledge/family
7-10-3-9-6
+perfume/full face
-makeup

amethyst: hang on i gotta take a ceremonial toot on my brother's spaghetti before my makeover
mauve: lol. wait. which brother

amethyst cakebread
pleasure/fortune
3-19-3-9-10
+formalwear/jewelry
-perfume

orchid cakebread a.k.a. bed-stealing, hack-ignoring bane of my existence
fortune/popularity
10-1-10-7-6
+charismatic/artistic
-gray hair

pansy cakebread
popularity/knowledge
10-0-8-0-9
+stink/underwear
-glasses

indigo i'm not entirely certain that usage of a sink requires temporal displacement

indigo: i temporally displace where i want

tiara: this seems fine

hyacinth: truly, it is a burden to be this gloriously handsome

marsha: G-A-B-E GONNA GET YOU HIGH MY LIGHT IS ELECTRIC HEY HEY HEY

mauve: i am asleep but fuck plum honestly i hope she loses this impromptu gaming competish

plum: EAT IT cuz this is the only thing i am good at

she is. she won like three times in a row. also where is this prize money coming from exactly.

indigo: how dare you besmirch beedrill's honor i will battle u myself

plum: D8 D8 D8

plum: i'll show YOU a disproportionate response!!

plum: RISE AND SHINE, DIP-ASS I HEARD U WERE TALKIN SHIT

tiara: i don't understand how this chair contains a butt that isn't my butt

anyway indigo had to play against someone other than plum to actually win so that stupid gaming competition want would finally go away

indigo: try and tell ME beedrill isn't competition material!
hyacinth: I NEVER SAID THAT WHAT IS HAPPENING

indigo: WHAT THE FUCK DUDE I BLESSED U WITH A VICTORY NOOGIE WHERE'S THE GRATITUDE

"hey indigo sorry we can't give u more money, u should try getting swole or raising yr gpa or being abducted by aliens or KILLING YOUR PARENTS"

pansy: can i have a turn on the cuddle train?
indigo: no :) :) :)

indigo: THE BESTEST OF FRIENDS
INDIGO & SOAPY-SOAP
DO THEY LIKE OTHER PEOPLE?
HELL TO THE NOPEY-NOPE!
soap: amateur rhyming scheme but points for enthusiasm. 7/10.

soap: i am on this counter

soap: and now i am on this other counter. i just blew your mind.

a) what fucking family? this family? they broke af and b) lol @ indigo

mauve: can u believe these grades of mine, fence?

orchid: can u believe these guns of mine, fence?

just marsha bein the cutest

NO.

indigo: KJSHFKJRHGKLSDJFHGFD

indigo: LDTJGLDKGHJDFJKGHDF

shit, my bad

tiara: normally i'm not a huge fan of home invasions but if it's for the sake of complimenting my glorious self i can make an exception

but for real roxie how did u get in

/glances at wall behind easel

if u say so pop-up 乁| ･〰･ |ㄏ

indigo: don't tell anyone but i heard lightning is a government conspiracy to hide the presence of UFOs
marsha: we are literally all aliens and there is no government only the [JAM FACTORY]

tiara: don't be stupid, stupid. everyone knows lightning happens when a cat prays to dumpling to smite evasive birds /punches indigo into an actual wall wtf tiara

amethyst: seriously, what the fuck is vaporwave

indigo: hey i just wanted to say sorry for all the punching yr actually pretty great, hyacinth

indigo: great for PUNCHING

abruptly, autonomous lawn snuggles

indigo: i wish to continue being the incredibly obvious favorite and most likely candidate for heir

WISH GRANTED

tiara: well that's my lineage secured time for an eleven-hour nap

plum: same

lol not with that cute face yr not

indigo and roxie (purple princess) have been best friends a while so i decided to send them on a date to see if they have any chemistry cuz boy would that ever be convenient for me

welp! that settles that i guess.

awwwwww. it's almost not weird that roxie has known indigo since she was an actual child.

indigo: but yeah apparently it's to smite birds! who'da thunk it, right?
roxie: yeah whatever u just said was super interesting u should say it again at our wedding
charlatan: luuuuurk

indigo: wow yr skin is so hydrated lemme just break my wrist to feel it
charlatan: luuuuuuuuuuurk

sarahbeth: cool does this mean i'm in the clear

i think it does, yeah

meadow, the game-generated townie: niiiiice

oh acr u scamp u

charlatan: RAISIN BRAN, FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE
roxie: D: D: D:

roxie: THAT FUCKSHOE STOLE MY WALLET the only thing that will make this better is sex with indigo. in a car, specifically
indigo: /heroically appears out of nowhere to fulfill that wish

cello what the shit is that

cello: we can't get vapes out here so i'm trying to invent an activity equivalent to cloud-chasing, but with burps. i call it burp-following.

that is ... not actually any stupider. carry on.

bartender von catchenflies: um, gross? some ppl are trying to mouth-breathe here

acr doesn't trigger the 'first woohoo' memory so as far as the game is concerned indigo punched her v-card in her parents' rickety old sedan as opposed to on a bar sofa in full view of like six people which, if not a step up, is at least a lateral move

meadow: sarahbeth u are drunk and behaving inappropriately. now if u will excuse me i am going to go stand real close to roxie and indigo while they make out so i can take accurate notes for my nc-17 self-insert fanfic

meadow: /does that thing

after several sim hours of making out and then having a lot of voyeuristic sedan-sex, indigo-n-roxie ended the date and went their separate ways and indigo promptly rolled this fear which, from a romance sim, is basically a wedding ring. time to immediately call up roxie again.

indigo: hey rox wanna have an eerily prescient conversation about pregnancy after we had sex probably ten times with risky woohoo set to like one in four? you do? excellent.

and that is all from me for now but i reached a slow point in the actual playing of the game so i'll be chipping away at my backlog of pics some more. it'll still probably be a while cuz Everything Happens So Much rn irl but hopefully not an actual year this time. \o/

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