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the cakebread rainbowcy 3.1
it really is gonna take me ten years to finish this legacy, isn't it
i feel it is important to note that the bathroom is exactly one tile away from where tiara is standing
plum: ewww
plum and also hyacinth: ewwwwwwww
so ofc this is the ideal place for them to hang out and talk about ghosts??
tiara: let me sleep covered in my own urine in peaaace
roxie's "dowry" ended up being the concoction station. and speaking of roxie, guess who's unsubtly thinking of indigo in the corner over yonder
roxie: SSSNEAKING!
indigo: ok bye i guess
she dropped off a bust of tylopoda, probably in honor of indigo's bust eh EH?
indigo: hulp
indigo: ralf
idk if this is the best time to be drinking mystery potions, indigo
indigo: yr not my dad
well doy no one is
and now to dance the nausea away with a motherfuckin PENGUIN PARTY
soap: i'll sleep here tonight /faceplants into her catnip yarn
indigo: hurrf
orchid, spraying spit everywhere: haha gross
marsha: CHERRY, CHERRY ARE U OK ANSWER ME CHERRY, ARE U DEAD CHERRY, DID U DIE??
cherry cox: i just have the flu pls stop yelling
tiara: sure did pee m'self
sure did, kiddo
frolisch: —and that was the third time i accidentally handcuffed myself to my radiator.
pansy, whispering to indigo: how long has she been here
anyway roxie moved in!
her first act as a member of the household was to lock herself in tiara's oft neglected witch room and get high off of cauldron fumes
plum wouldn't stop whining about wanting to throw a party so i let them have a new year's one
everyone had a blast and watching them flail around with the sparklers was so cute that for a moment i was like "man why don't i throw new year's parties more often?"
this is why. (but at least the party was a success.)
plum tried to set off some firecrackers in the house, probably to be a nard, and it backfired in a major way
pansy: lol
self-immolating cactus: /does that
purple snuggle beans
indigo is the primpingest sim i have ever had
marsha: i bequeath unto u our shitty vacation lot
indigo: thanks i think??
don't. you. dare. roxie.
apparently he does, cuz he won't stop circumventing my proscription mod to use items that i have specifically banned him from using
everybody: /cacophony of sobbing
tiara: welp, i'm over it. i got nine more of 'em.
orchid was banished to the corner of the lot with the self-immolating cactus to think about what he did
amethyst would not stop crying over her dead brother or whatever so she was given a replacement womrat. soap named it 'snack'.
time for marsha to perform the ceremonial triple lutz of old age
marsha: life is awesome
what about your recently deceased son?
marsha: my what
later that day tiara also exploded into elderhood
don't be rude, wall sticker
speaking of rude, plum is still the punchingest little ball of rage
hyacinth: i counter with ... AGGRESSIVE BREAK DANCING
plum: nooo my only weakness!!
indigo: kerpop
i feel u, marsh, emailing ppl is terrifying
cute lil old ladies
tiara reached platinum lifetime asp so as a treat i got her that stupid fucking bedazzled egg that she loves so much. u earned it, babe
hup, looks like it's time for gen 3
aaand straight onto the ground goes baby azure
so that his parents can get to work on autonomously making more kids
i sold an old baby bed to make room for an actual crib. it was apparently hyacinth's at one point and he spent longer being sad about it than he did orchid's death
after his brief stint on the floor, azure suddenly became the most popular member of the family
no one would leave him alone and all they wanted to do was stuff bottles into his face while ignoring all of his other needs. sound familiar?
yep, apparently i deleted my nobabyharassment mod at some point thinking i didn't need it and now i am paying for my hubris
so back in it went and azure reclaimed his rightful place on the floor
and if you were wondering what his parents are doing all this time, apparently they're, uh, "skilling"
hyacinth grew up and realized that he was poor. soap prepared for him a birthday hairball. i think plum grew up as well but i ... apparently did not get any pictures of that! whoops
anyway here's azure as a toddler
i'm honestly not sure that indigo and roxie have left the bed this entire time
and then my camera got yanked across the house where amethyst had apparently managed to so neglect her needs in favor of playing with snack that she starved. rip.
all glory to the hypnosnack
the two surviving quads aged up, and absolutely every kid from gen 2 except for indigo moved out. (plum has been earmarked for one of wife's legacies so don't worry, she'll be back.)
tiara: hooray, my kids are gone! best week ever.
it looks like gen 2 fucked off just in time because here comes another kid in what is definitely the best and most hygenic location to give birth
straight onto the floor goes baby sky, where azure is waiting to welcome her with a hello-shriek
oh hey, roxie found one of her kids!! also hey orchid what u doin
orchid: paying penance for my bed-related crimes
hmm. your expiation has been noted. carry on.
excellence? the cakebreads? pretty sure u got the wrong house but whatever, we'll take it
marsha: i wanna live a long ass time
tiara: same
abruptly a third baby, named royal, who did not end up immediately on the floor.
sky, who became a toddler at some nebulous point and has the cutest lil chipmunk face: wow, rude
azure is a child now and although he did not have a birthday party, he did get to chill with the head werewolf, which is probably just as good
indigo: niiiice
indigo was so distracted by her own beauty that she forgot to be afraid of engagement, so roxie swooped the fuck in there
awww
tiara: it's weird that quora doesn't have any answers on how long it would take to dig up a body with a hand trowel
yeah, that's what's weird
sky grew up last night but i didn't get a chance to make her over until after school. but she's super fuckin cute. pay attention to that no homework popup cuz you'll be seeing it a lot
tiara: i suddenly care about babies and making sure this one learns to walk and talk and sing and poop
better late than never i guess
marsha: /lipsyncs to yanni
who do you think you are, gayle waters-waters?
soap discovered one of the many wolves tryin to hedge in on her territory
and went absolutely buckwild
sky still has not had homework even once in her life, which makes this A+ especially weird. azure has had homework every day, has completed all of it, and he only has an A. i'm not saying sky's blackmailing her teachers, but like with plum and the housefire, i'm also not not saying that.
sky brought home her cousin ghoulia who i think is lavender's kid with iola, the blue-haired townie that tiara kept trying to do the fuck on. gross.
but sky left her on the lawn to go take an angry nap also wtf yOU DIDN'T DO ANY HOMEWORK YOU TINY CHARLATAN
ohhh, so that's why you wanted to know about digging up bodies
tiara: what? no, that was about something else
anyway yeah, they had enough disposable income to bring orchid back and i was feelin bad for murdering him, so back he comes. but not amethyst, she died of her own stupidity so she stays dead.
orchid decided to immediately test my good grace by breaking the shower so hard that every single toilet in the house exploded:
it seems indigo has figured out that if u don't feed babies they die
but she has not figured out how to close the front door so that wolves don't wander in. soap, you wanna take care of this one?
soap: nah, this catnip yarn isn't gonna huff itself
azure: hey moms. moms. moms, look! moms. moms. hey moms. look, moms!
they did not look.
azure cakebread
family/popularity
7-8-8-5-3
+formalwear/hard worker (pfffft)
-full face makeup
indigo and her favorite child
royal grew up and their first act as a child was to steal sky's demon doll
royal: i gotta work on my danny torrance impression
what and furthermore the fuck
there are so many better places u could be doing this u dingnuts
while i was moving hyacinth into a nearby lot he rolled some new wants and fears and uh. who wants to tell him?
orchid and azure: lmao hyacinth's dumb
indigo: why y'all whispering it's not like it's a secret
roxie and indigo's new fave is canoodling in their underwear in other ppl's rooms and i wish they wouldn't
evil cat wall sticker: gooood. use your aggressive feelings, soap. let the hate flow through you!
is that a tracheotomy or a natural function of your alien anatomy
indigo: lol idk
roxie: i ... HAVE AN IDEA!
the idea was getting married in the kitchen in the middle of the night
these two lil shits wouldn't stop demanding to sell some lemonade so they spent the afternoon trading the same two dollars back and forth
sky, who still has no homework, did have a birthday
nice
sky: ikr??
sky cakebread
romance/knowledge
10-3-10-4-8
+makeup/undies
-redheads
taking advantage of their brief age difference, sky swung ghoulia around like a fuckin discus
i ... am not sure what we came to the strip mall for, but it sure as shucks wasn't this
oh right, groceries. which sky did not end up getting b/c she was rendered helpless by an OMSP that was slightly in the way
azure: WELCOME HOME BUTTFACE
sky: KJHFDSKLJHDFK
grocery delivery person: could someone please just sign for this
immediately, these assclowns set the food on fire
like her mother before her, sky finds endless delight in every reflective surface
sky: AHHHHH
but then who can blame her when these are the sights that greet her otherwise. tiara put your bidoofs away.
aside from flashing her entire family, tiara's new hobby is sewing and when i realized i could name her creations and write their descriptions, i promptly went mad with power
royal: you got this royal, make 'em wait for it ...
royal: boom.
delighted gasp! welcome to the running for heir, bb.
(the eye color change happened b/c the purple ones were a mask i accidentally put on royal when doing their toddler makeover and i only finally realized it now!)
royal cakebread
pleasure/romance
9-1-10-9-5
+makeup/blonde hair
-logic
hey sky, u worried about the new competition?
sky: how can i worry about anything whilst i'm enjoying the exquisite mouthfeel of these crackers?
ok, weird.
azure and teen uncle orchid are still around, squabbling about whose reason to use the bathroom is more pressing
indigo: fuck yeah is that ever a cutie patootie
primpingest
sky, who still has no goddamn homework, brought home one of the townies that i made so the legacy kids could make friends they aren't related to
this is millie and boy does she ever like what she sees
so they went on a "date" to the weird little alley behind their house where orchid used to be buried and shared their first kiss. yay?
royal, however, just brought home ghoulia again, who's a bean-ball throwing lil turd, apparently
royal: FUCK
i like how millie bothers to sneak away, despite having probably woken up the whole damn island dragging a giant metal pinball machine down the street at dick o'clock in the morning
—STOP THE FUCKING PRESSES. HAS IT FINALLY HAPPENED? DOES SKY ACTUALLY HAVE HOMEWORK AT LAST??
sky: lol nope
so then i got to replay the last couple days over, but i just got impatient and when royal aged up and i sent them straight off to college. so that'll be the next update, whenever that manifests. i'm not going to try to guess cuz i'll just make a liar out of myself. mkay bye for now!
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HAPPY BAT SQUEES
I've missed this and you and btw happy soon to be day of the birthening.
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Do we get a hint as to what legacy Plum will be in? Crumbs? Ogres? A new legacy?
Quick WCIF? I was wondering about both child and teen Ghoulia's dresses? Thanks. : )
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the smog is photoshop, yeah. i have neighborhood objects that can obscure it but not anything i can use in lots, so when i notice it's in the frame i just photoshop it out with a speckled brush and royalty free transparent cloud images.
no idea yet where plum is gonna end up!
the child dress is from this set by
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Ah, from the wording I thought Azaya might have already made her into a legacy spouse. My bad. :P
Thanks for the link to the child dresses.
I wanted to ask Azaya about the SailorMoon pinball machine again, but I didn't want to be annoying. ^.^;
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super happy birthday! i'm so glad y'all are still semi active!
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thank you!! :D
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indigo and roxie are so adorable together AND PURPLE and i love them! roxie makes me want to use momma lisa so badly even though i've never touched body shapes other than androgyny tops, she looks fierce af.
sky is so pretty, i think she's my favorite! i love her color scheme so much!! and she's apparently very talented at educational blackmail, a useful trait for potential heirs.
i really enjoyed this update!! i feel inspired to make some bright ass cc now lol
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sky's my fave too which i think is pretty obvious lol she's such a cute lil con artist. i love royal too ofc but sky's got a big head start.
yaaay bright furbz cc!! i'm excited OwO (but like no pressure ofc!)
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