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the cakebread rainbowcy 3.2
if i'd kept to the usual entry length of 120ish pics this would be gen 4.1 already which felt kinda weird given that it was only just 3.1 so instead here's a shortish 3.2 for y'all
(nobody call attention to how quickly i posted this or we might jinx it ok)
anyway yeah sky and royal are in college now! azure too but he's not on this lot b/c let's be real, he's not in the running for heir.
sky let me take a pic of her but royal ran off to their badly-lit room to play w/ the knife-throwing board for hours
since they're gonna start showing up momentarily, i figured i'd get the potential spouse pics out of the way. left to right: pristine hibbs, etzel picklezimmer (princess), and verline gully.
sky made exactly one bowl of ramen and now she thinks she's some sort of food expert
sky: i think the secret to a good cheese plate is to balance the textures as much as the flavors
pristine: i wish i was anywhere else
etzel: boy i sure am in college
self-immolating coffee bushes: us too!
ugh
i lost track of sky after her first class while i was monitoring that coffee bush fire and when i found her, she had cornered etzel by the spawn point
sky: i'm basically just here to get my MRS degree if u know what i mean
etzel, apparently, found that very appealing
like, extremely appealing
welp, that was easy. i didn't even have to lift a finger to make this happen
sky: but i'm a whiny lil romance sim and i don't wanna fall in love!!
too bad buttknees this is a legacy
i've resolved not to send my sims to class if they show no interest in school and all royal wants to do is throw knives and play nintendo 64. they were way mad when i sold the 64 cuz they were doing so bad in school
sky popup: im still digging up dirt on all the professors so that i don't have to do any homework but it's been goin pretty good so far!
well at least u found a cute blue girlfriend royal!!
sky: i'm p sure kissing involves less nose-mashing but you do you sibling
royal: yeah well yr relationship is stupid and i don't approve of it
harsh
around this point my game crashed again and i lost a few days of progress and had to replay from right after sky and etzel hooked up. royal did slightly better on the final exam (C+) and some gentle nudging in pristine's direction made them fall in crush again
first kiss 2.0
these two are still all over each other in a considerably less chaste capacity
christ
ngl i don't blame sky for being startled upon waking out of a dead sleep to see those pointy teef and that also-pointy shark nose comin in for a cuddle
but etzel's super cute and i'm extremely biased toward sims who do the book reading idle animation
sky had an opportunity to reroll her aspiration and i went for it cuz i'm worn out on pissy baby romance sims atm, so she's fortune/knowledge now. also royal's back on academic probation and it looks like sky uncovered the last of the blackmail she needed to coast through this year of college
etzel and the assturd cow mascot: /anime rival stare-down
A.C.M. apparently read that factoid that yr supposed bop sharks in the nose to disorient them in a fight
etzel: this is sharkperson abuse and i'm reporting it to the sharkperson rights association you uddered fuck
i'm still having fun with crafted item names
sky: well hello person-who-is-not-etzel, i forgot y'all existed
sky: —she's so pretty and nice and her hair is soft like seaweed and she smells like the beach and we're gonna get married and have lil silver babies and—
if it wasn't obvious sky is heir. i love royal but they don't do much except fail college
speaking of which
(i'm surprised sky only got a C but i guess she's been too distracted by etzel to properly blackmail her teachers)
aww cheer up bb, u get to live the carefree life of a spare (until u get snapped up for an azayawife legacy, ofc)!
sky: i love my gf so much but boy are my wrists sore
what does that have to do with anyth— oh wait i get it
azure: look upon my works ye mighty and despair
sky: oh hey azure
a farewell-for-now makeout and it's time to head back to the ancestral legacy home
sky: omg ants how have u been i missed u so
what about your parents
sky: my what
yeah apparently sky wasn't even best friends with roxie, go figure
marsha: don't tell yr siblings, but yr my favorite child
indigo: mine too
three generations of dipshits, only eight more to go (gonna do 11 total so i can circle back around to black)
nice
time for a post-fuck nap
and some post-fuck-post-nap financial consulting
tiara: bicep stocks are down, invest in glutes
noted
sky wouldn't stop demanding random garbage. so much so that i had to dig a pit for it all in the front yard. i guess i thought it had been long enough that she wouldn't aspiration-plummet when i sold it all but oopsie poopsie i was wrong
she went to the crap pit and complained about every single item that i sold
sky: but how will i live without my pointless dj booth that i never used!!
sky: this is STUPID and i want to DIE
dramatic much
so sky invited etzel over to take her mind off of things and they wasted absolutely no time
sky wanted to have sex in the car so many times that she gave herself a freaking sunburn
sky: blrrrf
but etzel accepted the invitation to move in so yay!
yikes
time to celebrate her addition to the family with a delicious fish dinner
etzel: and i didn't even have to catch and maim it myself
gross
grosser
sky: oh boy morning sickness :)
roxie: AHHHHHHHH—cuisineplusplus—HHHHHHHHH
tiara: /outgoing sim shimmy
sky's ltw is to max all skills, something that she apparently can't do without getting another sunburn. inside. at night.
soap no
soap: it's cool, i'll offset the effects with a boatload of catnip
that does not reassure me
sky: so how u feel about hitching yr apple wagon to mine babe ;)
etzel: is that a sex thing? because hell yes
etzel: ooo this is good, too!!
roxie: hey guys what are we up to
off to the chapel they go to get married in the sight of our lord and savior dumpling
aww
obligatory who are you and why are you here townie pic
not sure why these two are dressed like they're going to a funeral and marsha looks so pissed but ok
marsha: i'm not ready to be a great grandma >:{
jesus you rabbits keep it together until the honeymoon
etzel: hey a bagel!
maxis really phoned it in for bon voyage huh
sky wouldn't stop demanding her dj booth back and it's her honeymoon so fine, knock yourself out
etzel's got a real intense dj face for someone who's probably playing yacht rock
sky: oh well no $400 clam shell for me
we love arty floatin pics in this legacy
etzel attempts to tan through several layers of old timey bathing suit
while sky gets attacked by BEEEEES on a hike and tries to run away from them into the ocean
it did not work
but now they're back home and sky immediately went into labor! gen 4 incoming doot doot
(nobody call attention to how quickly i posted this or we might jinx it ok)
anyway yeah sky and royal are in college now! azure too but he's not on this lot b/c let's be real, he's not in the running for heir.
sky let me take a pic of her but royal ran off to their badly-lit room to play w/ the knife-throwing board for hours
since they're gonna start showing up momentarily, i figured i'd get the potential spouse pics out of the way. left to right: pristine hibbs, etzel picklezimmer (princess), and verline gully.
sky made exactly one bowl of ramen and now she thinks she's some sort of food expert
sky: i think the secret to a good cheese plate is to balance the textures as much as the flavors
pristine: i wish i was anywhere else
etzel: boy i sure am in college
self-immolating coffee bushes: us too!
ugh
i lost track of sky after her first class while i was monitoring that coffee bush fire and when i found her, she had cornered etzel by the spawn point
sky: i'm basically just here to get my MRS degree if u know what i mean
etzel, apparently, found that very appealing
like, extremely appealing
welp, that was easy. i didn't even have to lift a finger to make this happen
sky: but i'm a whiny lil romance sim and i don't wanna fall in love!!
too bad buttknees this is a legacy
i've resolved not to send my sims to class if they show no interest in school and all royal wants to do is throw knives and play nintendo 64. they were way mad when i sold the 64 cuz they were doing so bad in school
sky popup: im still digging up dirt on all the professors so that i don't have to do any homework but it's been goin pretty good so far!
well at least u found a cute blue girlfriend royal!!
sky: i'm p sure kissing involves less nose-mashing but you do you sibling
royal: yeah well yr relationship is stupid and i don't approve of it
harsh
around this point my game crashed again and i lost a few days of progress and had to replay from right after sky and etzel hooked up. royal did slightly better on the final exam (C+) and some gentle nudging in pristine's direction made them fall in crush again
first kiss 2.0
these two are still all over each other in a considerably less chaste capacity
christ
ngl i don't blame sky for being startled upon waking out of a dead sleep to see those pointy teef and that also-pointy shark nose comin in for a cuddle
but etzel's super cute and i'm extremely biased toward sims who do the book reading idle animation
sky had an opportunity to reroll her aspiration and i went for it cuz i'm worn out on pissy baby romance sims atm, so she's fortune/knowledge now. also royal's back on academic probation and it looks like sky uncovered the last of the blackmail she needed to coast through this year of college
etzel and the assturd cow mascot: /anime rival stare-down
A.C.M. apparently read that factoid that yr supposed bop sharks in the nose to disorient them in a fight
etzel: this is sharkperson abuse and i'm reporting it to the sharkperson rights association you uddered fuck
i'm still having fun with crafted item names
sky: well hello person-who-is-not-etzel, i forgot y'all existed
sky: —she's so pretty and nice and her hair is soft like seaweed and she smells like the beach and we're gonna get married and have lil silver babies and—
if it wasn't obvious sky is heir. i love royal but they don't do much except fail college
speaking of which
(i'm surprised sky only got a C but i guess she's been too distracted by etzel to properly blackmail her teachers)
aww cheer up bb, u get to live the carefree life of a spare (until u get snapped up for an azayawife legacy, ofc)!
sky: i love my gf so much but boy are my wrists sore
what does that have to do with anyth— oh wait i get it
azure: look upon my works ye mighty and despair
sky: oh hey azure
a farewell-for-now makeout and it's time to head back to the ancestral legacy home
sky: omg ants how have u been i missed u so
what about your parents
sky: my what
yeah apparently sky wasn't even best friends with roxie, go figure
marsha: don't tell yr siblings, but yr my favorite child
indigo: mine too
three generations of dipshits, only eight more to go (gonna do 11 total so i can circle back around to black)
nice
time for a post-fuck nap
and some post-fuck-post-nap financial consulting
tiara: bicep stocks are down, invest in glutes
noted
sky wouldn't stop demanding random garbage. so much so that i had to dig a pit for it all in the front yard. i guess i thought it had been long enough that she wouldn't aspiration-plummet when i sold it all but oopsie poopsie i was wrong
she went to the crap pit and complained about every single item that i sold
sky: but how will i live without my pointless dj booth that i never used!!
sky: this is STUPID and i want to DIE
dramatic much
so sky invited etzel over to take her mind off of things and they wasted absolutely no time
sky wanted to have sex in the car so many times that she gave herself a freaking sunburn
sky: blrrrf
but etzel accepted the invitation to move in so yay!
yikes
time to celebrate her addition to the family with a delicious fish dinner
etzel: and i didn't even have to catch and maim it myself
gross
grosser
sky: oh boy morning sickness :)
roxie: AHHHHHHHH—cuisineplusplus—HHHHHHHHH
tiara: /outgoing sim shimmy
sky's ltw is to max all skills, something that she apparently can't do without getting another sunburn. inside. at night.
soap no
soap: it's cool, i'll offset the effects with a boatload of catnip
that does not reassure me
sky: so how u feel about hitching yr apple wagon to mine babe ;)
etzel: is that a sex thing? because hell yes
etzel: ooo this is good, too!!
roxie: hey guys what are we up to
off to the chapel they go to get married in the sight of our lord and savior dumpling
aww
obligatory who are you and why are you here townie pic
not sure why these two are dressed like they're going to a funeral and marsha looks so pissed but ok
marsha: i'm not ready to be a great grandma >:{
jesus you rabbits keep it together until the honeymoon
etzel: hey a bagel!
maxis really phoned it in for bon voyage huh
sky wouldn't stop demanding her dj booth back and it's her honeymoon so fine, knock yourself out
etzel's got a real intense dj face for someone who's probably playing yacht rock
sky: oh well no $400 clam shell for me
we love arty floatin pics in this legacy
etzel attempts to tan through several layers of old timey bathing suit
while sky gets attacked by BEEEEES on a hike and tries to run away from them into the ocean
it did not work
but now they're back home and sky immediately went into labor! gen 4 incoming doot doot
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ohhhh now i understand why i always see baby shark plushes on amazon when i'm looking through the toy section for new dolls lol!
that kitchen wall hates all food prepared near it, but especially the ill-advised consumption of powerthirst