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Pooklet ([personal profile] pooklet) wrote2020-02-12 01:20 pm
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the cakebread rainbowcy 4.2

another smallish update from me, but it's gonna cover a lot & we're almost caught up to where i am in the game!


grisaille: ugh look at my gross parents being all gross

don't be shitty, griz


etzel: what's gross is grilled cheese
grisaille: consider me checked out of this conversation


sky had her stupid stealth baby, who is named mercury

tiarsha: i know this is rich coming from us but maybe stop, cuz this is a small house and there are already fourteen people packed into it

don't worry, i definitely tied those tubes this time


ash: hello college i was wondering if u offered scholarships for having good grades instead of like becoming a zombie or murdering my parents
college: grudgingly


so continues the spectra fiebelkorn tradition of loading up on coffee beans instead of sleeping ever


etzel: i am displeased with the outcome of this sportball game :)))
grisaille: as am i, why just look at my rage-clenched fists :))))))
tiarsha: we like smiling! :D


always with the close proximity PDAs, these four. gotta admit it's not my fave.


mercury, the cute but irrelevant youngest


cloud n' mercury: /bond over their mutual purple irrelevance

(cloud is also v cute but doesn't actually do much and palette-wise looks too much like previous generations to rly stand out to me)


grisaille: knowledge permeates my headmeat


cinerea: and now so does this NOOGIE
grisaille: you got a rude 'tude dude


grisaille: now how about u take a big bite of this defeat sandwich that i constructed just for you, my brother dear
cinerea: how thoughtful of you sibling, i will season it with my anger


pretty sure she's related to all of them but w/e congrats indigo


roxie also fulfilled her ltw but it went uhhh less smoothly.


i mean that's one way to resolve who gets to sleep in the bed


roxie: hello yes i would like to purchase the juice of a beguiling citron


grisaille finally found the one family member who appreciates xir hyperfocus


smol


sky and etzel are still good parents and it's still very weird to me


thanks to her insatiable desire for dates, sterling is steadily working her way through the teen townie population


sterling: welp, my work here is done


abruptly, no one remembers how chairs work. etzel gets a half point for technically being in one.


cinerea: i guess i could go for like shitwads of money


cinerea: dumpling's whiskers, it's that thing i wished for half a second ago!


cloud: yay, furflurs


imogen: i was thinking of going dumpster diving for some new computer parts this weekend if u wanna come


cinerea cannot resist such a romantic invitation and so he gets his first kiss


mercury: check it out i'm phasing into another door-mension

that is not a new joke but i sure do like telling the same ones over and over so i'll allow it


sky: honestly if u can't sweep with garbodor it's a problem with your strat not with garby
indigo: that's what i told moms but they said it doesn't count if u need someone to put down spikes first


sky: gramgrams always use smeargle to set up their drifloon so they've got no room to talk but hey speaking of drifloon sweep strats—
etzel: sure would be cool if my wife would come to bed some time this millennia


mercury, what are you doing lurking in the backyard there

mercury: i'm making best friends!

with whomst

spoon: not me


tiarsha: us! :D

how


going by the looks on both their faces, i suspect that something like this is what's going down


cinerea: zounds, defeated again!
spoon: all glory to meeee!


playing a sailor moon game for so long that you pass out in front of it is one hell of a Mood. shoutout to bssm: another story, and all the hours of my life that it stole.


tiarsha: breakable wrists are a character flaw that we do not tolerate in this family


speaking of breakable, spoon dislocates her entire arm to give cinerea a noogie to remember


anyway, it was time to send the teens off to college. hey tiarsha, u gonna say goodbye?

tiarsha: no the cab's too far away now

it's really not

tiarsha: shh yes it is


idk how obvious it was but these four are my favorites and i rly couldn't decide between them, so i figured i'd plunk them down in the usual dorm lot and see who charms me the most with their college antics, and also who manages to charm a potential spouse into this crackerjack legacy


and here are those potential spouses. l to r: novella pinwheel, murielle knoff (princess) & amity odjick (i feel like i've used this last name before, and if i have, no relation)


i already posted the following pics on tumblr, but it was a year ago so here are the dorm rooms, which i don't usually show but it was such a pain to decorate primarily in gray that i'm proud of m'self


after going ham on this first one i burnt out of decorating super elaborately so the others are less exciting. i rolled a die to see who got this one and it was grisaille.



sterling.



spoon.



cinerea.


sterling made a beeline for murielle and was promptly rebuffed


having never experienced rejection in her life, she required some time to recover


and spent it bouncing away the pain


grisaille: delicious, delicious knives


as per protocol, i got all excited to see cinerea brushing his teeth, forgetting that it is not actually that rare an action in my game anymore, and happened in literally the last entry


cinerea: fuck yeah, not flunking out of college!
royal: [muffled screaming in the distance]


spoon: ow my everything :( :( :(


amity: my favorite sandwich? grilled cheese of course! i just had one for lunch.


and thus grisaille couldn't get xir mouth on amity's fast enough. probably so as to taste the cheese.


yes thank you i love it when you nards all crowd around the portal doing fuck all


self-immolating coffee bushes: /DO. THAT.


i am not sure what news has got spoon looking so horrified



but it seemingly prompted her to go on a rampage against this specific dormie


spoon: wanna punch each other a while?
grisaille: no heckin way i've seen how hard u hit


ohhhhh boy ok everybody brace for slap-fighting


................. or tHAT, I GUESS????
amity: nice


AAAAND THIS TOO
amity: nice


it was at this point that i discovered that grisaille—who i'd like to remind you is not a romance sim—was the only one of the cakebread kids who had at least two bolts with every last one of the potential spouses.




and that not a one of them seemed to mind all sharing the same datefriend


grisaille: boy it sure is tiring monopolizing every heir-qualifying romantic attachment away from my siblings

i'll bet



of all xir girlfriends, xe wanted to marry amity the most so i let xir, but, spoilers: amity will not be the only one joining the fam


griz: gramgrams, i'm home!
tiarsha: which one are you again


amity and novella both moved in promptly


and started cozying up to each other


considering the logistics how big the next generation would have to be to acommodate all the genetics that will be joining the legacy, i realized these bitches were going to need a bigger house. if it looks familiar it's because it's the fiebelkorn house with some extra floors tacked on. azayawife did all the decorating and it is splendid as usual


tiarsha: good mailbox unicorn /patpat


towels and also soap, who i have forgotten to turn silver: sup


cuties


and lo, the last of grisaille's girlfriends has officially joined the household. i think the hold-up was that despite ACRing all over each other, she wasn't actually close enough to griz to move in until now


amity: grats on yr hotness, looking forward to putting my mouth on yours
murielle: same


griz and all xir future wives. i still can't get over the fact that xe managed to pull this off!


novella: okay, now hit her with the panflute, drop the gun powder and run!
tiarsha: that's the weenie way to kill dragonfly! just use wickerbottom's tentacle book!
indigo: i can't, i'm trying to solo all the giants with willow
tiarsha: well that was yr first mistake

hey. this is a pro-willow household, tiarsha, now go to your yard tent and think about what you did.


tiarsha: FINE BUT ONLY BECAUSE WE WERE GOING TO ANYWAY


and that's it from me for now. i have about 3/4ths of another entry in the pocket but i gotta fix some weird glitches before i can keep playing soooo bye!!
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[personal profile] dantereznor 2020-02-12 08:37 pm (UTC)(link)
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I made inhuman sounds when I saw the email.
I am pleased, but alas, my lunch is cold.
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[personal profile] dantereznor 2020-02-14 06:31 am (UTC)(link)
It's fine, I didn't mind eating it cold.
But I love your legacies and I am envious of your CC/Mods folder, coveting quietly for all that they contain. But I swear that I am mostly here for the legacy, just a smidgeon to covet.